Recipe – Perfect Baby

OK, this is my chance to puff my chest a bit and show off my cutest dish to date – our daughter Ellie. She consumes about a quart of milk a day, smells like shortbread, and is making sure her papa is so infatuated by her gurgly noises that he doesn’t have time to work on his website.

If you are interested in whipping up one of these at home you will need to have your pantry stocked with the following:

Recipe - Perfect Baby

Perfect Baby

2 bunches freshly picked unconditional love
1 cup irresistibly cute forehead squinting, hard packed
2 tbsp heart wrenching cries of hunger
3 large squishy hand squeezes, peeled
4 tsp tummy quivering hiccups
5 medium snuggles, finely chopped
1 perfect maman

Set oven to 37ºC (98ºF). Make baby. Set timer to 9 months. Remove baby. Enjoy.

See you in a few weeks! 🙂


  1. Auntie Cathy, Uncle Jim
    June 3

    She’s so adorable! Nothing is more wonderful than a new baby! Can’t wait to meet her!
    Thank you so much for sharing such a special recipe…………….keep them coming.
    Auntie Cathy/Uncle Jim

    • Immortal Pestle
      June 7

      Thanks so much!

      She is looking forward to coming for a visit 🙂

  2. Lise and Norm
    June 11

    Perfect recipe. What a cutie!
    Hope to see the wonderful new baby and her big sister at Horseshoe Valley soon.

    • Immortal Pestle
      June 13

      Thanks, Lise and Norm!

      She is busy stealing hearts, and yours are next 🙂 See you soon!

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