OK, this is my chance to puff my chest a bit and show off my cutest dish to date – our daughter Ellie. She consumes about a quart of milk a day, smells like shortbread, and is making sure her papa is so infatuated by her gurgly noises that he doesn’t have time to work on his website.
If you are interested in whipping up one of these at home you will need to have your pantry stocked with the following:
2 bunches freshly picked unconditional love
1 cup irresistibly cute forehead squinting, hard packed
2 tbsp heart wrenching cries of hunger
3 large squishy hand squeezes, peeled
4 tsp tummy quivering hiccups
5 medium snuggles, finely chopped
1 perfect maman
Set oven to 37ºC (98ºF). Make baby. Set timer to 9 months. Remove baby. Enjoy.
See you in a few weeks! 🙂